So, Jolene, my cat, is fabulous. She is round and cross-eyed and totally entertaining. But, I had to go out of town recently and leave her in the care of the vet. She hates me.
The vet called me and said, "if your cat was a person, she would weigh 300lbs." First of all, she's not a person, she's a cat. Second, I don't feed her THAT much. (though she does have a talent of finding her food in ANY cabinet and helping herself)
Anyway, while I was gone they fed her diet food and she lost a whole pound!! (percentage wise, that's ALOT) she looks so sassy and she knows it!
So, she's in the process of forgiving me for my neglect the past week and trying to gain her sexy love handles back. I'm still at work at 1:00 am and I am sure she has, once again, fed herself in my absence. Tough love is really hard to sustain.
But, I do still enjoy her company and don't regret the adoption decision. She's fabulous, really. Everyone should get a cat and name her after a Dolly Parton jam.
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The suspense is unbearable! Will Jolene continue with the diet food (your post suggests otherwise; but, maybe?)? Will we follow her progress via cat-diet live blogging? IS THERE A REALITY TV SHOW THAT CAN CONVEY JOLENE'S VALIANT STRUGGLE TO SLIM DOWN?!
I must know!
We are currently documenting the event, but no production company has yet to express interest in its potential as a reality show. You'll just have to stay updated via my blog for a while.
PS did you watch the "talking cats" on youtube like you promised?
I don't remember that promise. Link?
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